“You stole that from me, too.” — Kenyon Martin

I thought you had to wait until you beat Durant in the playoffs before you could get his number.

I’m gonna need a ruling.

If people in the grays are going to continually shit on every single sentient organism within a 10,000 mile radius of the state of California, and lump every single one of them into same group as the fucking actual rapists, then I don’t even know what the fuck anyone is supposed to do.

The Portnoy system just doesn’t have the same success rate though.

Seriously, we should only have to play one or the other.

The U.S. fell to Trinidad & Tobago last night, and will not compete in the 2018 World Cup.

wall built to defend against mexico ends up hurting united states

No fair, the US can’t be expected to beat two nations at the same time.

Trump talking is exactly equivalent to Trump lying.

Just hope he doesn’t ask G.R.R. Martin to write a speech :/

The kids should’ve started singing the Star-Spangled Banner. The old guy would’ve been forced to either remove his hat, stand at attention, and fall off the bus and get run over, or disrespect veterans.

It was picked up not because of anything he was wearing, but a bit more to do with how he climbed on a moving schoolbus and went batshit.

He was just trying to direct deliver the NRA’s message that if these kids were all armed then they wouldn’t have had to be afraid of this man because they could’ve all just shot at him instead.

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

Why do I feel like Donald Trump would have praised Donald Sterling for being the right kind of owner?

I will say this, they’re gambling on Nenshi losing the election but it’s not like if he wins he’s going to tell them they’re not getting a new arena under any terms - they’ll take a deal that will probably be roughly comparable to what’s already been on the table.

10th in home attendance last season. 10th in revenue two years ago. A MASSIVE corporate pool to pull money from. Yeah, I’m sure Bettman and the NHL, who have spent 25 years propping up the money black hole that is the Arizona Coyotes, are just gonna let the Flames walk....

I deal with this, working in outpatient healthcare. The problem now is that the rules regarding opioids have swung so far the other way that getting them to patients who actually, really need them is now a total pain in the ass and unnecessarily difficult. We can’t give more than a 30 day supply at a time, and they…

Lester’s getting paid $25 million this year and has put up a 99 ERA+. It shows you where our society’s at right now with all that stuff.