How dare you question Dana White—the guy’s been screwing dudes for years.

Could you be more specific?

I feel like a more appropriate headline would be “Does kawhi leonard want?”

If I had to take a wild guess, probably lots of zeroes... and ones... 1001001101001101001100010100.

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

I once lied about eating the last two Oreos in the package. My wife asked me if I’d eaten them and I said yes and she got mad. But I actually hadn’t eaten them yet. I lied about having already eaten them just so I could save them for later and eat them while she took our daughter to soccer practice. And then I ate…

Even Boston fans hate Boston fans.  

Barry comes with a Hall of Fame, Stories will be told, Songs will be sung, level tweet

ACTUAL COOL STORY FOUND ON INTERNET.

I grew up in Vancouver and one of my close, lifelong friends is of Punjabi descent.

Canadians

Last season the Edmonton Oilers had Punjabi-Indian, Japanese, Afro-American, Afro-Canadian and First Nations players on the roster.

When I clicked on this blog, I didn’t think I’d get to see two different guys get stomped.

Dude, get over yourself, lest we get into a debate about whether my comment is a genuine indictment of the festering racism that persists in a state that has not elected a single nonwhite person to a statewide office in the last 150 years, or is merely a lighthearted Wednesday night joke.

Bruno Fernando made an enemy out of every man, woman, and child in Nebraska tonight...

clevelander here - we’ve had our once nice thing in a lifetime. we’ll go back to being cleveland sports now. don’t worry. he won’t land here

This is like 500 days of Kristen and I’m ok with it

Earl Boykins is near lock because of his head’s proximity to doorknobs

I prefer dog racing, the true sport of kings. Too bad they no longer let monkeys ride the dogs around the track. Nothing like seeing a monkey whip a dog down the backstretch!

You normally get a prize for that kinda time? Because Bofa Deez Nuts finished in just over 20 seconds last week and didn’t get anything but shame and an Uber.