Ah yes, the Facebook clause. 29 United States Code Section 438(a)(4)(F)(iii) - if you can’t find the child’s birth certificate, a facebook, instagram, snapchat will be deemed an acceptable substitute unless such facebook, instagram, or snapchat post has filters with dog ears that block more than 40% of the subject’s…

How ‘bout dem ‘Tics!

He had the strength of five men.

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

Uh, is it just me or does she bare a disturbing strong resemblance to his step mother?

Yet another intrusion of privacy by a Bay-area entity.

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

This is true.

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday. That is 4 days.

I really think you don’t appreciate Lin until you see him live. When I was in New York, nets tickets were obviously dirt ass cheap. Jeremy Lin is crafty as shit. He’s a pleasure to watch.

If I recall, T-Mobile just gives you free MLB.tv, so you can’t get your local teams there either, right?

He should have stuck with fencing.

and we’re all dumber for having tried to figure it out.

Out of all the characters in this story, I think I like the bulldog the most.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

Just making some boils. Purdue man through and through.

How the fuck does anyone care that much about the New York Red Bulls?

“Kim Jong-il Liked Bend It Like Beckham And So Should You.....OR ELSE.”

You forgot to not include one of the greatest rappers of all time in your list of embarrassments.