“Millennials are killing the Thank You note industry”

Probably the fact that the ball wouldn’t have been caught without a throw to exactly that spot coupled with a catch that you acknowledged was outstanding.

I’m a Lakers fan, and I loved Kobe’s game, but I’d take LeBron every damn day.

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

The one Thursday was in the 10th inning. Sorry to be a pain, but I was there, it was awesome.

You usually do find a dick around Balls

Cop here. 41. White. I don’t look like that. But you aren’t wrong.

Were you out all fucking night?

“Imagine having enough money to buy a $100,000 earring AND enough to pay for a dive team to find it!?!” - Julio Jones in nine years

It’s a weird way to start Lake Placid 5, but whatever, I’ll watch it.

Did they even look for the stripper who was wearing it?

...boarder patrol agents...

I feel it has to be found somewhere in the AP Stylebook that when quoting Stephen A Smith, that you must use ALL CAPS.

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

LOL! Just tried: “I used to know the answers to this.”

I remember, um, friends who would ask her where they could dump a body, and she’d look for local dumps and rivers. It was useful creepy.

Since he’s a Red Sox fan, if you were indeed colored, he’d probably beat you up for that too.

A Red Sox fan who beats his girlfriend and is a complete fucking asshole? Color me shocked.

What a sad twist. The only people who can safely drive-by dunk are the ones physically incapable of it.

Two obvious takes