Between Pablo Sandoval, Allen Craig and Rusney Castillo, the Red Sox are paying 3 guys about $3 million more to not play for them than the Padres are paying to their entire major league roster.

FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

In some parts of Michigan, this would be the feather-weight class.

I think the majority of America’s reputable laboratories are mostly working on dong pills and such.

He gave credit at the time too. Not just after. This was literally in the middle of his viral tweets and no one bothered to include it.

His bio says “work in NYTimes”. His work has appeared in the NYT. Why is this misleading? He doesn’t say he works for the NYTimes. Just because you didn’t understand what was written doesn’t mean he’s misrepresenting himself.

The Twitter bio says “work in @nytimes”; he has indeed published articles in the NYT. Not sure how this is misrepresenting himself.

I said adult, not sasquatch.

I said adult, not sasquatch.

“Hi Joe, Yes, that is a cell phone in my pocket, and yes, I am glad to see you.”

That’s a good dog.

Some people are just made for it. I thoroughly enjoy tv analyst A-Rod.

They told him to land on Runway 28A, but the pilot thought they told him to land on “28, eh.”

Beautiful. I work in the foster care system in neighboring Georgia and can tell you homes like this are few and far between! We have lots of good foster homes, but more families with several children who can’t be placed together and some rough uphill battles for biological parents.

This is not acceptable Canadian representation. I’m sorry for DeMar not being sorry.

How about that, I just figured the Raptors only had meltdowns in the playoffs.

This is exactly why I don’t play in the summer league.

The Neverending Process.

I think the fact that the Barsons also entered the intersection lawfully confuses things, and without video showing that Venus was already in the intersection well before the Barsons had a green light, it was probably easy to assume that she’d run a yellow or something.