De’Aaron Fox outscored Lonzo (34 minutes) in his first four minutes.

I hope Jeter gave him a gift basket on his way out the door.

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The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

This is a really good post that’s not going to get enough attention. LeBron’s string of 1+1 deals are basically a public statement saying “Hey, I’ve worked for this dick before, and you can’t trust him to do the right thing unless there’s an axe constantly hovering over his head.”

Worse than offering ludicrously below-market salaries, Gilbert also screwed Griffin out of a decent next gig when he refused to let him interview for jobs that were available, like Atlanta, Milwaukee, and maybe others. (Milwaukee with Griff would’ve been really interesting) A real dick move when he had no intention…

Here’s the takeaway; she didn’t protest and meekly let them force her to carry a heavy child in her lap for the whole trip.

Fucking. Nuclear. Take.

He’s from Monty Python’s Ministry of Funny Baserunning.

Nah, I’m still salty about Molineaux/Cribb and that happened 172 years before I was born.

I’m so glad I don’t have a job that requires me to keep up with evolving guidelines on this kind of minutia.

Wow, that’s horrible.

He got community service for throwing it at Kim, he still faces 15 years in federal prison for the far more serious Canadian offence of wasting beer.

This chastised, maybe Pagan will find religion.

I can only assume that community service in Toronto consists of bringing 12-packs of Molson to Rick Moranis’ house.

If you’re going to punish someone for doing something that takes balls, for God’s sake, ban Zack Hample.

That poor bastard, now he can only go to Padres and Phillies games.

Paul pierce is a legend.

Nobody wanted Paul gone. Everyone here respected the hell out of the fact that HE didnt want to be traded considering how awful they had been.

Pierce was never about to be run out town. That’s not true.