Or alternatively:

I never imagined that I’d be saying this, but that arrow is terrifying. And it’s pointed right at us. Why did you do this?!!!?

In Japan this is known as a “futomaki” contract, which I believe translates to “sounds better than it tastes.”

Would be even better if young Olly had on one of those Sherlock Holmes hats and a little pipe in his mouth. I think it would really get the crowd going.

This is surely good news for WNBA players, who’ve likely received very little attention in the past due to the low $ values of their contracts. Kevin Johnson will be much more hands-on and high-contact.

$530k!

Kim Jong Un did it better.

The studio was caught peddling favorable fake reviews in commercials and print advertisements, which was a stain on the opening and the movie’s reputation in general. But it’s great fun.

The rest of ‘em are too embarrassed to give an upvote bc they thought this was a video of an alligator. Only plausible explanation.

Fake News. That’s clearly Florida Man in a gator costume.

Phil Jackson should be happy with this “I’m going to try” angle.

Trust the (Medical) Procedure.

There’s no point bisecting this, you’ll just wind up with two triangles.

“Yeah, I’m a real kick in the nuts. /s”

Trudeau has grace but isn’t as charming and lacks Obama’s wit and sharp intellect imo.

Steve Bannon looks like he came up with his hair style after watching There’s Something About Mary.

This video isn’t tall enough. Fix Kinja.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Ricky Davis.

Gun laws are stricter in Canada in many ways, but it’s a straightforward process for a person without a checkered past to legally purchase a firearm. As I’m not a gun owner I can’t say with 100% certainty that the following is accurate, and it may vary a bit (though I suspect not by much) from province to province,…

So is it the court that’s lacquered in Teflon, or her socks?