KD, all the damn time. Best one.

re: Lohan, it’s legit. Though not a mainstream branch, Narcoti Islam is widely practiced in Cokeistan.

DeRozan has come close to killing me by way of an aneurysm a few hundred times over the course of his career, so I’m glad he’s finally put it all together. Nice to know I’ll probably be here for my kids at the end of the season.

On a tangent, Gary Trent Jr. is one of the top high school prospects (#8) in this year’s class.

There was a story on this site (I think) last week about an African American guy who, by way of nothing more than constructive dialogue, got dozens (hundreds?) of card-carrying / rally-attending Klan members to drop out and reevaluate their lives. I’m not faulting you (or Bobby) for being angry; that’s just being…

It’s a figure of speech. Is the goal here to turn around someone’s way of thinking, or just to humiliate them so that they’re just more careful about saying what they really think in public? There will be fallout regardless, and I’m perfectly fine with what Ellen did. It was the correct response, imo.

Not everyone agrees that publicly humiliating people and curb-stomping them when they’re down is a great way to teach empathy.

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of a certain D1 basketball program, who hold the truth in unrighteousness. 

I forgot about Fist-Bump-Gate, that shit was SCANDALOUS.

Was wondering the same. The most logical explanation is that the owners are laying the groundwork for using green screen VFX so they can replace the players with characters from upcoming films (Optimus Prime vs. Megatron at QB anyone?), the Marvel Universe TM, etc. Once the audience is hooked, the owners will then…

If only they’d resurrect 500 Days of Kristin Cavallari, we’d have all the answers we’ll never need.

Biggus ... Dickus.

Who are these crazy people who don’t want to watch the same YouTube doofus day after day, week after week, for the rest of their lives?

“To be fair, I had most of the money needed to cover the entire $140 million, but I spent $64 million in salary and luxury taxes on Tristan Thompson last season to win you a championship. So you pay half and we’ll call it even.”

With a +3,713 point differential, the 76ers are the best team over the last 3 seasons when playing from behind in games watched backwards.

Either way, something to keep in mind: you can guy a concussion from a hit to the body. All it takes is for the brain to slosh around too hard into one side of the skull, which an impact to the body can absolutely cause.

Probably because of everything else.

The entire Apollo 17 mission can now be streamed online as well, in “real-time”. All of the mission transcripts, audio, and video have been timecoded to sync together, with photos also displayed as they were taken according to audio queues and mission logs.

A better fit for the Knicks would be a post-game recap of the team’s softest play of the evening, punctuated with an appropriate reaction gif from Charles Oakley. They could splice it with Kinja deals for Charmin products.

The player (Hank Gathers) was on the other team, but for sure that’s not the kind of thing that you just brush off, and I don’t doubt for a second that it’s shaped Spoelstra’s response to Bosh’s condition.