We may have reached peak Deadspin in this thread. I’m dying.

Love those Dutch leg kicks.

You’ve enjoyed the last 3 seasons? It gave you pleasure to watch your team lose 72 games last year? Personally I would find that a tough slog.

To play devil’s advocat though, we arguably have to give another 1,576,800 minutes* (give or take) before we can judge Hinke’s contribution to the program. But man, thank God I’m not a 76ers fan, because that would be unbearable to go through.

Yes, I am a scientist. Among other things.

Going back to Qa-Li

“These charges are BS!”

Let’s not rush to conclusions. It’s possible that he just went for a swim before the race.

I’m beginning to wonder if the foundation of Bolt’s incredible speed came from a few thousand attempts to run away from home.

Even worse, should any of the evidence be shared between the cases, it would be bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

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Sure, I understand that it could be something else. Do you understand that there is a legal process in the United States, and that all of the available evidence and information will be presented at trial, and that’s how the judgment will be made? The only people who are making claims about the case as a statement of…

Now there’s a hot take.

Suing someone is extortion, is it? The extent of my legal knowledge may be limited to mid-90s episodes of Law and Order, but I’m pretty sure that extortion is (a) illegal and (b) occurs outside the courts, not in them.

Yeah, but you have to dye to go to the City of God.

Yeah, I’ve never watched the show but figured it must be pretty formulaic by the time of my last comment. The crack about watching all 8 seasons was just penance for having missed that the original post was a joke.

Baaaaaaaaaah damn you! Clearly, I need to watch all 8 seasons of House to ensure I don’t get taken in again by another one of these.

At the onset of the disease, the symptoms of lupus can be mild and vague.

I dug up a photo of a ping pong shoe, in case anyone is interested.

I agree in spirit. But that’s a very slippery slope. In some places when they’ve gone after the dealers, the dealers declare open season on civilians and tourists. The whole thing is a nightmare.