Ha!

You’re great man! Never change!

Given that my “PSA” received more vitriolic responses than the guys joking last night on Gawker about the 10 year old who died at the amusement park, I think you might want to consider the possibility that you’re all very thin skinned. I’m willing mull over the possibility that I’m the Hitler of Deadspin commenting,…

Hey now, I was just following the lead of the guys with torches and pitchforks who were yelling at me. Are you saying they don’t know anything about competitive weightlifting? I think it’s best if you tell them.

I know you’re trying to go for an explanation, but you’re only reinforcing the conventional wisdom that people who are into weight lifting are humorless.

A priest, a rabbi, and a weight lifter walk into a bar. The weight lifter —

This is my favorite comment ever.

I suppose next you’re going to tell me that badminton players don’t wear football cleats.

PSA: if you can buy your shoes in the toddler section, splash 40 bucks on some Jordans.

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

First Fox tries to corner the market on hot taeks, now BR gets the inside water-downed scoop from the locker room. Pretty soon the only thing left for the media outlets I bother to read and watch will be commentary and analysis.

This afternoon, cops shot a 10-year-old with a rubber bullet and sent a few others to the hospital, per a report from Globo.

Missed opportunity. What a shame.

When I fought Georges St-Pierre in Canada, first of all, somebody frickin’ drugged me, okay.

By no means am I excusing DeRozan’s behavior, but if you knew what Prince Nakawazele’s treasurer took him for, you’d want to punch the first Nigerian you met too.

Lee told Cavitt Tuesday night that if the Braves deal is what led to his defeat, he wouldn’t change a thing.

And Morrison is only two years older than Deadspin favorite Robert Swift, who is just 30 years young.*

I forgot about Richardson, who was a Michigan guy not one of the Flintstones (I think?) — the third player I had in mind was Charlie Bell. So it seems there were 4 future NBA players on that team, all from Michigan.

He’s only 33?

It’s amazing that Michigan State won the 2000 championship with three starters from one town (re: Flint). Even more astounding is that all three made it to the NBA. I’ve read that in a given year there are around 500,000 kids playing high school basketball. Only 1% go on to play D1 ball. And of those ... maybe 50 per…