There’s no point bisecting this, you’ll just wind up with two triangles.

“Yeah, I’m a real kick in the nuts. /s”

Trudeau has grace but isn’t as charming and lacks Obama’s wit and sharp intellect imo.

Steve Bannon looks like he came up with his hair style after watching There’s Something About Mary.

This video isn’t tall enough. Fix Kinja.

I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Ricky Davis.

Gun laws are stricter in Canada in many ways, but it’s a straightforward process for a person without a checkered past to legally purchase a firearm. As I’m not a gun owner I can’t say with 100% certainty that the following is accurate, and it may vary a bit (though I suspect not by much) from province to province,…

So is it the court that’s lacquered in Teflon, or her socks?

KD, all the damn time. Best one.

re: Lohan, it’s legit. Though not a mainstream branch, Narcoti Islam is widely practiced in Cokeistan.

DeRozan has come close to killing me by way of an aneurysm a few hundred times over the course of his career, so I’m glad he’s finally put it all together. Nice to know I’ll probably be here for my kids at the end of the season.

On a tangent, Gary Trent Jr. is one of the top high school prospects (#8) in this year’s class.

There was a story on this site (I think) last week about an African American guy who, by way of nothing more than constructive dialogue, got dozens (hundreds?) of card-carrying / rally-attending Klan members to drop out and reevaluate their lives. I’m not faulting you (or Bobby) for being angry; that’s just being…

It’s a figure of speech. Is the goal here to turn around someone’s way of thinking, or just to humiliate them so that they’re just more careful about saying what they really think in public? There will be fallout regardless, and I’m perfectly fine with what Ellen did. It was the correct response, imo.

Not everyone agrees that publicly humiliating people and curb-stomping them when they’re down is a great way to teach empathy.

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of a certain D1 basketball program, who hold the truth in unrighteousness. 

I forgot about Fist-Bump-Gate, that shit was SCANDALOUS.

Was wondering the same. The most logical explanation is that the owners are laying the groundwork for using green screen VFX so they can replace the players with characters from upcoming films (Optimus Prime vs. Megatron at QB anyone?), the Marvel Universe TM, etc. Once the audience is hooked, the owners will then…

If only they’d resurrect 500 Days of Kristin Cavallari, we’d have all the answers we’ll never need.

Biggus ... Dickus.