Who are these crazy people who don’t want to watch the same YouTube doofus day after day, week after week, for the rest of their lives?

“To be fair, I had most of the money needed to cover the entire $140 million, but I spent $64 million in salary and luxury taxes on Tristan Thompson last season to win you a championship. So you pay half and we’ll call it even.”

With a +3,713 point differential, the 76ers are the best team over the last 3 seasons when playing from behind in games watched backwards.

Either way, something to keep in mind: you can guy a concussion from a hit to the body. All it takes is for the brain to slosh around too hard into one side of the skull, which an impact to the body can absolutely cause.

Probably because of everything else.

The entire Apollo 17 mission can now be streamed online as well, in “real-time”. All of the mission transcripts, audio, and video have been timecoded to sync together, with photos also displayed as they were taken according to audio queues and mission logs.

A better fit for the Knicks would be a post-game recap of the team’s softest play of the evening, punctuated with an appropriate reaction gif from Charles Oakley. They could splice it with Kinja deals for Charmin products.

The player (Hank Gathers) was on the other team, but for sure that’s not the kind of thing that you just brush off, and I don’t doubt for a second that it’s shaped Spoelstra’s response to Bosh’s condition.

We may have reached peak Deadspin in this thread. I’m dying.

Love those Dutch leg kicks.

You’ve enjoyed the last 3 seasons? It gave you pleasure to watch your team lose 72 games last year? Personally I would find that a tough slog.

To play devil’s advocat though, we arguably have to give another 1,576,800 minutes* (give or take) before we can judge Hinke’s contribution to the program. But man, thank God I’m not a 76ers fan, because that would be unbearable to go through.

Yes, I am a scientist. Among other things.

Going back to Qa-Li

“These charges are BS!”

Let’s not rush to conclusions. It’s possible that he just went for a swim before the race.

I’m beginning to wonder if the foundation of Bolt’s incredible speed came from a few thousand attempts to run away from home.

Even worse, should any of the evidence be shared between the cases, it would be bad. Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

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Sure, I understand that it could be something else. Do you understand that there is a legal process in the United States, and that all of the available evidence and information will be presented at trial, and that’s how the judgment will be made? The only people who are making claims about the case as a statement of…