Now there’s a hot take.

Suing someone is extortion, is it? The extent of my legal knowledge may be limited to mid-90s episodes of Law and Order, but I’m pretty sure that extortion is (a) illegal and (b) occurs outside the courts, not in them.

Yeah, but you have to dye to go to the City of God.

Yeah, I’ve never watched the show but figured it must be pretty formulaic by the time of my last comment. The crack about watching all 8 seasons was just penance for having missed that the original post was a joke.

Baaaaaaaaaah damn you! Clearly, I need to watch all 8 seasons of House to ensure I don’t get taken in again by another one of these.

At the onset of the disease, the symptoms of lupus can be mild and vague.

I dug up a photo of a ping pong shoe, in case anyone is interested.

I agree in spirit. But that’s a very slippery slope. In some places when they’ve gone after the dealers, the dealers declare open season on civilians and tourists. The whole thing is a nightmare.

Ha!

You’re great man! Never change!

Given that my “PSA” received more vitriolic responses than the guys joking last night on Gawker about the 10 year old who died at the amusement park, I think you might want to consider the possibility that you’re all very thin skinned. I’m willing mull over the possibility that I’m the Hitler of Deadspin commenting,…

Hey now, I was just following the lead of the guys with torches and pitchforks who were yelling at me. Are you saying they don’t know anything about competitive weightlifting? I think it’s best if you tell them.

I know you’re trying to go for an explanation, but you’re only reinforcing the conventional wisdom that people who are into weight lifting are humorless.

A priest, a rabbi, and a weight lifter walk into a bar. The weight lifter —

This is my favorite comment ever.

I suppose next you’re going to tell me that badminton players don’t wear football cleats.

PSA: if you can buy your shoes in the toddler section, splash 40 bucks on some Jordans.

August 1st: Rose bets $100 on Ichiro to get 3,000th career MLB hit.

First Fox tries to corner the market on hot taeks, now BR gets the inside water-downed scoop from the locker room. Pretty soon the only thing left for the media outlets I bother to read and watch will be commentary and analysis.

This afternoon, cops shot a 10-year-old with a rubber bullet and sent a few others to the hospital, per a report from Globo.