Missed opportunity. What a shame.

When I fought Georges St-Pierre in Canada, first of all, somebody frickin’ drugged me, okay.

By no means am I excusing DeRozan’s behavior, but if you knew what Prince Nakawazele’s treasurer took him for, you’d want to punch the first Nigerian you met too.

Lee told Cavitt Tuesday night that if the Braves deal is what led to his defeat, he wouldn’t change a thing.

And Morrison is only two years older than Deadspin favorite Robert Swift, who is just 30 years young.*

I forgot about Richardson, who was a Michigan guy not one of the Flintstones (I think?) — the third player I had in mind was Charlie Bell. So it seems there were 4 future NBA players on that team, all from Michigan.

He’s only 33?

It’s amazing that Michigan State won the 2000 championship with three starters from one town (re: Flint). Even more astounding is that all three made it to the NBA. I’ve read that in a given year there are around 500,000 kids playing high school basketball. Only 1% go on to play D1 ball. And of those ... maybe 50 per…

If I’m correctly understanding the Argentinian official’s comment correctly, I believe the word “sabotage” is an acceptable word to use. He seems to imply that the construction workers not only did poor work, but deliberately did it wrong on purpose — and therefore “sabotaged” the project. We’ve been hearing about…

“Open, closed, whatever she wants is OK with me.”

Cutting up the team jerseys is some stone cold Desperate Housewives gangster shit.

and he’s wrong.....

What the hell is going on with adults who expose themselves to children in North Carolina bathrooms? Is Glen Beck somehow involved? I read on the internet that he may or may not have raped and murdered someone in the 90s. I hope someone is looking into this.

“The greatest trick a philandering husband ever pulled was convincing his wife he wasn’t gay.”

Ah you’re right, it was Johnson who was measured with the contraption I’d attributed to Mathews.

So the Kings are like the Monolith in 2001?

The Kings are a black box of sorts [...]

No worries.

I’m not clear on the point you’re making.

I have no vested interest in this. If you want to apologize for your opinion, find a physicist or mathematician.