Any song that mentions "fags" and "AIDS" gets my dander up, but other than that, while this stuff is sub-optimal, the fact that anybody is surprised by this is way more surprising than any of the nicknames.

nah

NO PEPPERS??!?!?! This definitely is not "everything" I need to know.

Go USA!

*bar cheers*

Let's turn on the MLS game!

*deafening silence*

Very good/funny comment about the Heat. 10/10 would read again.

this woman is not funny

"Small Pocket" teams.

That's an excellent question. I didn't even think twice about calling them small-market. We need a better term, something that means "cheap-ass" but with a little more decorum.

This post makes me glad I found out about Kelly Reichardt through Ray Carney and not Gawker.

Vince Wilfork is Sittin' Fat Down South.

He didn't mince words.

Just glad I recognized that one right off. Makes me feel like I've really done something with my life.

In order to maintain a semblance of her childhood while touring, Lorde's camp includes 3,000 infantry, 150 armored cavalry, a dozen trebuchets, and a phalanx of Hoplites.

This is how the Beatles broke up.

As someone who played the formerly respectable sport of lacrosse, it pains me to see this shit appear as a "highlight." Full-field goals like this will happen, usually at the high school level, usually scattered across various pulsating sores of this country we call suburbia, and usually with kids still learning how…

yep, very true. my grandmother-in-law is old school Texas German, most of their family was from Muenster and Comfort. Texas German will go to the grave with her in my wife's family, no one else learned it. the word that always made me smile was Stinkkatze for skunk.

Sadly, German Texas is a dying language.

This is so good I now demand ALL sports highlights to be done in this manner.

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...