I’ve been drinking the hell out Shiner Premium lately and it’s a damn good beer if you want to drink four or more.

Saturday when Charlie put that hat on.

I made it halfway through the review and bought a ticket for noon tomorrow. Fuck work.

Thank you, good sir.

I'm surprised this team doesn't more accurately reflect the demographic makeup of the nation as a whole. I mean, the country is 50% female. Where are the chicks on this team? Does the Patriot League hate women?

Bucknell is super white, huh?

That's a beautiful swing.

My famous chili. I can make it in 45 minutes or four hours. Serve over rice (coastal bend style) with quesa fresca and avocado. No beans. Use cube steak or stew beef.

This chick is sick.

It'd be great if they made one of these for every climate and expanded the crop selection. Personally, I'd love a Central Texas salsa garden/pepper patch graphic.

How long until major institutions of higher education begin refusing to admit students educated under these types of misguided public school standards?

Solid tunes. Makes me want to switch from a Motorola to a PrimeCo phone.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

This is Braavos. It's in Essos.

Dude was also in cahoots with some cockroach aliens if Men in Black is to be believed.

bird signs?

Cans carry a great deal of nostalgia for me. Bottles make me fart.

I fucking love me some adverbs, y'all. Verily.

Crack

Sheesh. No wonder Bill Murray and Harold Ramis joined the Army.