I know what happens! It's not that great.

Whatever. I'm a lawyer and I'm super fucking important. After the Apocalypse, who's going to write the laws? Who's going to help construct a new system of government? Who's going to help people argue about shit (for a small fee)?

This is awful. You're awful.

Throwing matches is a great way to start a fire.

@MrGOH: I can lift more weights with steroids than I can without, doesnt mean my muscles have problems contracting.

I thought Adderall was faking ADHD to get money?

1. taco bell should remove all of their ads from television. they sell poison to fat people. you never hear the ptc complaining about companies advertising sugar-filled shit to kids.

@cassiebearRAWR: that's why i joined.

I grew up less than a mile from the ship channel and that is the least disgusting thing I have ever seen floating in it.

these women are still a helluva lot more curvy than the little stick-thin boy/girls that get the same brutal photoshop treatment in women's magazines.

@JimboLodisC: yes

We have a lot of hippies in Austin and Ive noticed a simillar dichotomy. On the one hand are the "trustafarians"- people with relatively normal lives who happen to enjoy going to music festivals, listening to jam bands, and eating shrooms over the course of a weekend. On the other are the hardcore hippies who dropped…

This chick is way cooler than me. My powerpoint is mostly a string of hideously embarassing stories involving apologies and d'angelo cd's.

Where the fuck was Frank Sobotka?