Later, at a bar:

My wife doesn’t put her feet on the dashboard. One time I saw somebody doing that, and I said to her, “That is a dumb thing to do because the airbag could send her knee through her skull.” My wife continued to not do that, and we remain happily married.

My bad, just checked online, they are now selling 2016 bikes for $13,995. Though you have to email them your name and location and in the same ad they are asking if you want to become a dealer? You have to call Liquid Asset Partners if you are interested in becoming a dealer. Interesting.

She’s too tan to be British.

Hey, leave my Lincoln Blackwood out of this!

While absolutely true, they’re not well known (they’ve only been around for a year or so), and MSRP was close to 20k originally (18,9 for the RX, 16,9 for the SX). That’s rareified territory for a sports bike still, and not enough time to make an appearance, especially since no one had any faith in the company lasting…

Oh you absolutely should! Hold on to yer butts!

Yes. Yes they should.

let me be clear.... I starred you, but i wholeheartedly disagree!

I always thought that an endo was what happened when you took a stoppie too far, as in endo-verend. Not sure what this has to do with gansters or ganja.

NVH usually gets worse with poly bushings.

Because you occasionally will need to re-grease them, depending on your driving conditions. This sucks.

Ninja escape!

I love these ads. "Ran when parked" stands strong, here. If it was so cheap to fix those little "problems" then the owner would have done the repairs before making the ad.

And I bet the a/c needs a recharge too

Skip 5 and wait for 6.

You lied, that pecan isn't cracked at all. Now I'm stuck with a pecan I refuse to eat because I know where it's been. I think I still owe my neighbor a gift, maybe I could sneak it into a gift basket for them.

Yeah Corvettes are starting at $54K these days

Doesn't mean there won't be a ton of DLC forcing you to pay for cars that should've been included.