My lucky jeans have a pocket that cloak pencils—the stewardess will never even know you have a lucky pencil.

I see your F-Zero and raise you an Extreme G.

Thats actually a law in several states, and a suggestion in several others. Unless of course you're in MD or VA, then people just drive like assholes in every lane.

I agree. It's one thing for a salesman to demonstrate that they're not experts on the car(s) they're selling, but to outright fabricate details is a poor practice. This was a pretty minor case (my brother isn't one to back out of a sale over a wheel material discrepancy), but I've heard of some pretty blatant lies…

When my brother was buying his (used) Altima SE-R, he and I were commenting on the wheels and I made a comment about how light they probably are. The salesman chimed in and said his tech was surprised at how light they were when he was inspecting it....."because they're magnesium". I tried my best to correct him…

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Ever try running on a moving walkway? I'd recommend having the '6-million-dollar-man-is-doing-something-cool' sound ready—it makes the experience even better.

With some smooth talking, you can get great discounts on just about any monthly service. For a little while I had Verizon's smart phone plan (back when a data plan got you unlimited data) with the $30 charge waived, and a 19% discount through my work after that. Normal price: $90/month. My price: <$50/month.

Would you rather it be referenced as 7075 aluminum?

I lived at the party house during my late college years, so we'd accumulate a whole lot of cans in not a lot of time. 5 weeks made us 180 bucks (MI $.10 returns, 1800 cans), and the school terms were 11 weeks.

5000 would be rough....I've experienced the wonderful scent of over 1800 unwashed beer cans and bottles, amongst randomly distributed vomit and tobacco spit. Thats an experience I don't care to ever repeat.

Oh, Edison found what worked for sure. Someone else's design.

mp3, m4a (AAC), wma (Windows version only), flac, and ogg

Sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet. My mistake.

The projectors are sold out.

Generally when someone is that enthusiastic about an Android phone, they're not real big fans of the iPhone line.

What would we use to spell out letters? More letters? Dividing by zero is a bad idea, man.

The good ol' Shelby Cobra. Going on 50 years old, and its still a sexy beast.

Turbodiesel 6-speed crossover that gets 40mpg? Touché, Mazda. Glad to see someone's got the idea around here.

Ah, the ever-repeating story of awful drivers and RE-92s.