Bish wut? Why are you gonna call someone out on their lack of compassion and in the same breath victim blame? Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

She was filmed without her knowledge, but yay victim blaming!

What do you mean you don’t know why people still make sex tapes? She just had sex and someone recorded it without her knowledge or consent in order to threaten her with it.

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

You’re probably one of those annoying tourists with their annoying selfie-sticks:

I think Katey’s saying she thought all those other Polaroid girls were hookups, but that she and Gene had something real.

It’s like we only respect a women’s opinion if she agrees with us.

Nothing, but I certainly have something against dudes that say shit like this: “”Sweden is the Saudi Arabia of feminism.” and “I fell into a hornets’ nest of revolutionary feminism.”

It’s like Pamela Anderson is stuck in an eternal loop of playing a cool girl who is the only one that understands the bad boy. Only in this case the bad boy is an old, gross man, who is more nefarious   than bad. Really not a good look.

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

“That said, I think the statement is great.”

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

did you see who we made president or

I mean, she looks great, but it’s flat-out bizarre that somebody who intentionally enabled child abuse gets to have a reality show about how hot (or not) she is.

She does it on purpose so I try to ignore it.

I know she went around hiding books in the subway. I don’t see the problem with the tweet? I don’t get why people are so hard on Emma Watson.

I think they’re showing how it all falls apart without women??

Who gives a shit what the rest of Illinois thinks?

I might be an anomalous East Central Illinoisan, but Indiana gets all my hatred.