Wrong pejorative, Triple T my dude. For me you probably want the one that can also mean a bundle of sticks.

He is skinny and he walks sideways so no one can see him.

We’re on good terms. I dated her before Reggie “I Hit it First” Bush. No one knew because I don’t kiss and tell.

“The episode” that distressed her is this whole “Harry marrying a negress” affair.

What kind of father tries to marry off his daughter to a man who clearly isn’t interested in her? Like dude, I get it, your little girl had a crush on him, but surely, SURELY you realize that encouraging him to marry your daughter solely for financial gain is only going to end in heartache for YOUR DAUGHTER? Also, who…

My vote goes to Amanda Werner for trolling the Equifax Senate hearing dressed as the Monopoly dude.

His face hurts my eyes. I couldn’t even watch the video for more than a few seconds. The way he speaks makes me irrationally angry.

For a collection of sites that rails against lumping together all black people (or all Muslims, or all Hispanic people, etc), they sure do like to lump together white people, especially by the worst traits of a particular sub-group. I don’t quite get it.

Look, some women can be the most ardent supporters of an oppressive patriarchal system. Pam has survived in spite of/by virtue of her physical attributes all her life and can’t see the forest for the trees.

Whenever someone mentions how it was such a long time ago in their denial, my spider senses tingle. I really hope I’m wrong.

Rosie O’Donnell’s life seems like a series of highly dramatic, exhausting events.

As a guy, I just want to say that this is tough. I want to be clear that the guys who did this stuff was wrong, but men are left in a Catch-22. I’m sure I will be eviscerated, but here goes the reasoning.

ALL....of us are flawed. Every single one of us. And usually that’s ok. But not those type of flaws up there. Those are choices. Choices to be a worm.

This...is pretty fucking cool. Raising awareness in any venue at any time IMO is welcome.

T-Rex: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on the White House lawn. I moved on her, and I failed. I’ll admit it.

I love that the the mother’s name is Kambora, and the father’s name (In linked article) is simply Darryl.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

Rest In Peace, you horny old coot. And for all his many faults, this has always stood out to me:

Precisely. I have numerous friends and relatives in the armed forces, and I hope they all stay safe and get home soon, and I want them to have the equipment and training to do so. And their presence does, in some form, “defend my freedom” because the existence of the military preserves our nation.