but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

That was mean, but it got a little smile out of me on a really bad day.

UPDATE: They were able to make it out this evening and are en route to San Antonio for a flight to Delaware

Brienne and Tormund 4 lyfe!

You’re reading too much into it. It’s ‘especially’ Heather because Heather died. And he was about to introduce her mother. He’s calling special attention to her because people need to know who is speaking next and why.

Maybe I’m reading too much into a well-intentioned statement

Get them a musical instrument instead.

To be fair, $8,599 of that makeup budget was for the mimes.

remember when ben carson removed brain surgeon from consideration as a basis for intelligence?

The William Tecumseh Sherman “Don’t Make Me Come Down There Again” Memorial Highway.

Pretty much everywhere?

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Probably not as scandalous as we all want to believe, the male is probably the partner of a female he infected.

Conqueror of fish, indeed.

putin - contemplatin’ puttin’ poison poisson on a person’s poutine:

I wish Mrs. The Mooch and her baby well. And by “well”, I mean her lawyers take the Mooch to the cleaners and never look back. Leave him with nothing but his foul mouth and vile reputation.

He’s a little boy. My own little brother is physically an adult but mentally much younger.

I agree with his mom. She might as well humour this phase. Could be worse. Could be a Cruz cosplay.

Somebody seriously needs to fuck up Mitch McConnell’s shit.

To be fair to Tamra, she did tell Shannon at the restaurant that she should order the white fish when Shannon asked. I think her confessional was saying the same thing along with...come on now, don’t ask me a question about healthy eating, disregard what I say, and then talk about how you can’t lose weight. Which I…