Speaking as someone who didn't want to be molested and wasn't "passed up" she can go die in a fire.

Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes, and Eddie Cibrian are locked permanently in a three-way battle for who makes me feel the most sorry for the associated children. There's plenty of awful to go around in that family.

I hate everything about American Apparel, but the idea that women with pubic hair are gross or dirty has to die.

Whoa. That IS a fun fact. I LOVE THIS FUN FACT.

I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…

Don't worry about that. The last cars with engines that would flood (i.e. carburetted engines, as opposed to fuel injected) were made some time in the late 80s, so your Honda is no danger of that.

This looks like what Andy from Pretty In Pink would wear if she had to go to another prom.

Fuel injected engines really don't flood, and if the engine is running you're fine. If you're hitting the gas and the tires are spinning, you have no traction and need to back off the throttle. Try reversing back a bit, then going forward again ("rocking it"), otherwise you need sand or something under the tires.

If your wheels spin, they aren't iced to the ground, so that's good. Couple handfuls of sand, dirt, kitty litter, etc right in front of and behind your front tires (no point for the rear since they aren't driven) will help them bite, then I'd just rock back and forth a bit until you can get moving.

Not to make light of your predicament, but be the look of it, you're only just iced in. Double check that only the tires are involved. If there's involvement of the suspension, exhaust, floor boards, etc., the job will be a bit more trouble.

Rock salt, a pick axe and don't forget to wear eye protection. Safety first. And yes your Honda Fit is front wheel drive.

the fuck even is this article

Yeah, I just looked at the sneak preview of the report and there are tons of fascinating articles written by a host of intriguing people. However, I couldn't read the whole thing because the free download is for Kindle. The irony of a report on poverty being only fully available via Kindle — and not just being…

Why the fuck would I want to hear Beyonce's take on this? Fuck you Beyonce.

Ugh. I have that problem too! I really want to move into management but I'm having the hardest time getting a management job because I don't have management experience, but I can't get the experience because I have no experience. No advice, just commiseration.

I love this. I wish them a glorious, hilarious life together.

Seriously I'm so tired of all this ridiculous worship. Same thing with Jennifer Lawrence. Enough already. Too much goo ga-ing over celebrities!!

NOT LITERALLY EVERYTHING BEYONCE DOES IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST.