I’ve read most of the posts about the song, sort of semi watched the half time show and I still haven’t watched the video or listened to the song. It’s kind of more fun that way.

That's some serious look-down-your-nose-and-grimace. Hoo boy.

First, Madeleine Albright is a badass. Never speak her name in the same breath as Taylor Swift.

I firmly believe that tits and menstrual blood with be the death of ISIS.

That’s fair

Except there’s absolutely no reason to believe that all of the white ment in camo are in the militia even if they are in town. And literally no one mentioned gadsden tats but you! Lots of folks wear camo on the regular. Don’t get so excited.

I get where you’re going here but it’s a little tired to suggest that ‘white men wearing camo’ are part of a militia or other whack job group. Maybe just go with diversity of volunteers and stop there.

Oh for fuck sake. Give it a rest.

Beautiful model. Horrid bra and panty set.

To echo an earlier commenter, it's cruel and unnecessary to mock this kid for writing a song for his brother.

At first glance, the fringe on the white guy’s outfit looks like bikini bottoms like:

Right. I did the same thing in my 20s. You take a light jacket to wear over your bar top and just run to the bar. It's not unique to a culture. It's just what you do when you're committed to the party.

Oh, he’s your favourite, is he?

It was the Sweet Escape album. I remember seeing a poster and realizing that she was Paris Hilton. Really we can't make her realize our idea of her but she let me down :(

Nope

Oh god. I had a dream that I had sex with Marilyn Manson on stage.

Y’all! Rupert Murdoch’s in the comments! Come see!!

Exactly. He literally just walked out the door.

Pumpking is gross. It's basically just beer with pie spices. No pumpkin flavor.

Fair enough. I concede that it's entirely possible that I'm just a bad person.