I had a second date last week and before leaving my apartment my date farted. Loudly. In a dramatic fashion. Then left. Part of me thinks it was an accident and he just decided to go with it.

Nothing in particular. Just my best James Iha impression. He was on a date with my friend and another girl and I just camped out waiting for them to come back. I was 19 and giddy.

I once chilled with James Iha in a college dorm room. He walked in on me playing air guitar.

The moment you realize you look like your mother.

Point of clarification: guns are not now nor were they ever banned in Chicago.

I’m not a religious gal but I love gospel music. The performances are always so passionate regardless of ability because the intent is to present the song as a gift to their god. That’s an elelment you don’t always see in secular music. Gospel and other forms of religious art always remind me that we can share each…

Man bites hand that feeds man. Stupid little man.

If Huckabee makes the FBI make a lady have a baby and that baby grows up to be a lady who seeks an abortion, does huckabee’s progeny have an obligation to hunt that lady down and force her to have a baby and so on and so on till the sun explodes??? If Huckabee’s progeny is a lady who wants an abortion does she have an…

This comment is waaay underrated.

Gah! Open floor plan. Seems awesome and egalitarian until you realize it’s horrible.

The linked article mentions Caitlyn’s new group of gal pals and how they seem to have just popped up. I think** she’s trying to make about the reality show star aspect of Caitlyln. Like mmmaybe some of the show is staged (surely it is).

Yeah. Western toilets just really get in the way if you're planning to squat to avoid a filthy situation. Cut out the middle man.

And your avatar is a shoe... INTERESTING

They know that preventing a doctor at planned parenthood from examining breasts doesn't mean that the politicians get to do it...right?

It's a fucking blast.

McFucklington & Co.

Fuckists

Yeah. This post is basically a copy and paste of the linked one. Not sure why that piece was left out since it seems rather important...

The linked article has a bit more detail on that front:

Crass like... THIS???