It's the do-rag of choice for Nightstalkers.

Good point. I live in a city, so you can walk, bus, cab, train. Just GTFO.

I find that dudes who stay past midnight think they've somehow earned the right to sleep over. Like I guess I'd let you stay on the couch if you came in from out of state, but hook ups don't turn into sleep overs during the witching hour.

Mammase mammasa mamma makusa needs to be written into every song forever.

The fried pickles at the Gage are also extraordinary.

Well, I didn't dismiss or make any demands. But, uh, sorry I hurt your precious feelings?

That's fair. I'm sure she's lovely. I guess I'm not like oh, she's a QUEEN because she's cool and capable. I expect that out of most women anyway.

Did I miss the part where Shonda Rhimes became an idol that we worship? I haven't seen scandal or the new show, but I recall Grey's Anatomy being total garbage.

Breaking news: Someone just got rear ended.

Do you work for a survivalist supply company or what? Yikes.

Yeah, great. But can we please talk about that open-mouthed, buck-toothed grin that the camera guy is doing? What IS that? I've seen it before. Is that in porn? Is it the face that means 'look at how sexy my life is"??

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Yes! Jesus totally approves.

HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CAR

fffffuuuuuuuuckkkk

That's pretty great! I wish I knew a man as handsome and courageous as that pirate cat.

Oh lordy, I'm 32. It's not nearly as bad. But yeah, sometimes you really have to focus on taking the high road. Like really really focus.

Red nails, sparkly black toes. When the movie is done, I think I'm going to curl my hair. God, I feel like I'm 19. Does this shit ever end?

Yes! Ghosted. That is exactly what it is. I'm doing my nails and watching Mean Girls. I have plans with a friend later.... but I'm stuck with a bunch of down time. I do have wine... but sometimes the wine makes me too text happy.

So I've been seeing someone. I was supposed to see him perform tonight but he blew off our plans this week and went totally silent. Because I am an adult, this is fine and great and I'm moving on to the next! I just need to avoid texting or running to go see him for the next two hours. Please help distract. Thanks…