Hey, she didn't burn the place. Bonus!

No, his cheeks say "Roover Crayon". I'm sure of it.

Holy moly. She really could "take care of his warrants".

The dainty way he puts his tool belt back on just slays me.

It's basically him mimicking an argument his parents had about buying a new tv or purse. He's just inserted "baby". I know, I'm just the worst.

When I think of the impact of Princess Di, I think of Justin Bieber.

Lena Dunham looks terrible. On purpose. Let's not indulge her further.

Also if she never had her boobs done, as she claims... How do I make my same age, same size boobs do that??? I feel like lots of tape is in there but hidden.

Let's have a conversation about JLo's 1999 vma's dress... Oh. Wait.

Whoah, whoah, whoah, Sarah. Are you asking for a hand out?! Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and pay out of pocket for braces, ya pinko commie.

Because a confident voice is a whore's voice.

She does realize that the probability of at least one of her brood being LGBTQ is super high, right??

Maybe I'm out of the loop. Is there anyone actually wowed by her rap skills? Does anyone really think she's a musician?

The anon twitter feed is suspended.

God, I wish President Obama would go radical socialist... just for like a month. Come on!

I think you're confused. The government leaks on purpose as a strategy. Snowden was not authorized to leak as a strategy. It's not the same. Not at all the same.

It's called leaking stuff on purpose to rally support. But sure, it's not "fair" n' stuff.

Ahaha. She's just so crazy that I'm starting to love the ole coot. Oh Mich, you cad!

Mmm... I was totally team Orlando... until I saw 'the punch'. It was more of a backhanded slap with closed fist. Way less sexy than I had imagined.

Nope but you sure so know how to get worked up! It wouldn't be gawker if no one overreacted!