I loved the peaches a cream Barbie but I always lost the darn shoes.

OMG. I would die 1000 deaths if that snuck into my apartment.

Not necessarily covered by insurance but the expense can be paid for with an HSA.

Man alive, is it just me or is Jez really gripe heavy today? Don't talk about penises! Don't read things! Don't wear chunky necklaces!

Eh. Maybe. I work in a corporate office that does not have a dress code. Basically, just don't look like garbage. If you show up looking like you put yourself together, then fine. But if you look sloppy then you probably work sloppy. Whatever it is that you're doing, just make it look like you tried.

Hey ya'll, Michele Bachmann joined the group! Thanks, new Kinja!

My rule of thumb: if it's beyond disgusting, use an SOS pad. It will destroy your manicure but it works like a charm.

Oh glory, my "dudes who are undateable" pool keeps growing every damn day.

I'm kind of hung up on the letter where the GF's BFF's BF is a total racist, but no one has a problem with GF's BFF? I think I'd have a hard time with a BFF who is totally cool with a raging xenophobe. It really doesn't bode well for her either.

Guess I'll spend my lunch break non-paying for clothes at Bloomingdales. Cause it's cool like that.

"It's not even February..."? Damn you, magical 2014 groundhog!

Also there's apparently an org for business women that's called proverbs 31... Hmmm. HMMM.

Well the napkin disclaimer "Sorry not PC" could explain quite a bit.

It's been a bit since I've been to church but Proverbs 31 seems to promote working women and warn against drunken men... Ahem, David.

The real question is would you watch that sex tape?

See? You didn't read the comment.

No. No it's not. Please, for the love of everything, try to comprehend your reading.

I don't think you read the comment.

Listen folks, it's real easy. You can do whatever you want to do with your body, the stuff on your body and the stuff inside your body. However, your right to practice your personal interpretation of your personal religion stops when you interfere with the well being of another person's body. Everyone on board now?

And reading comprehension is apparently a lost art.