"...photos were published by a couple of American photo services..."

Promise me, Jezzies, if I turn out to be... this, you'll all show up to my home and slap me with the force of a thousand hands.

Gold medal simply for competing in a sport sans bra.

Agreed. My office could knock out debts for an entire state by the end of next week. Need to do some research...

Yes, I was also shocked to learn that mammals have hair. Shocked.

Totally normal! Carry on.

To be fair, I think any conversation with Daniel Craig might begin or end with "I love you" as just a knee jerk reaction.

I don't mean to give anyone any tips or anything but if one were to have an affair and carry on via email, would it be best to use a separate, secret email account?

Some of us just like to win.

I think the word you're looking for is "sobriety".

Doesn't Pink do that same exact performance for...everything?

I'm just going to leave these here and here. Mental health treatment should not be a bargaining tool for politicians.

I had a friend who was in to cheating. It just clarified all the things I didn't like about her personality. Selfish, deceptive, immature, etc. I felt better cutting the cord after that.

Sidenote: I used to live on William Kennedy Smith's block. What an (alleged) dirtbag.

I wanted Canadian Prime Minister Crank or Za! or Cha Ching. This. is. the. worst.

I'm Canadian Prime Minister B... I want a redo.

Um, it's not an "impression", it's study of his craft. His dirty, smelly, craft.

When male celebrities 'take breaks' it's like they're going away to get weirder and more annoying. See Juaquin Phoenix, Shia, John Mayer, Mickey Rourke, John Travolta. And yes, I'm sure I've spelled all of those names wrong.

Subtitle: If you give out your number, no one will call you but they will drunk text you.

Am I wrong for being shocked that it says "block her"? Oops.