I love that you put your dog in an expensive Merc. That made my day. Hahaha. I love people that elevate their animals over ALL else. You’re a good dog Dad.

number 2 on the list is ribbed for pleasure

Second happy dog copilot photo

Even if people think its ugly, you sir are the one who put his money where his mouth was and its you whos keeping the consumer performance car market viable for the OEMs. My hat/helmet is off to you sir.

Obligatory happy dog picture. she has her own seatbelt harness and seat cover in my AMG.

I’ve owned a GTS for about 2 months now. Custom ordered one from the factory. I chose it over pretty much every car in the segment. I considered the 911 GTS heavily, as well as a Viper GTS (i know, much different cars), Z06, etc etc. I suppose its a matter of preference. This thing is incredible day to day. Great GT…

WELL. PLAYED.

cannot unsee the similarity between this thing and the ambiguous duo’s car from SNL, it’s just soo phallic with that long hood

I’m not feeling it. Especially with that particular shade of green paint and the vertical grille slats, it’s more reptilian than I’d like, and it’s unflattering. No one wants a six-figure supercar to look like it was inspired by a swamp creature.

I’m a professional engineer with 20 years of experience both running a shop and designing parts used by almost every single manufacture. Plus I’m a dick on the internet.

FTFY

So the only people that should be allowed to review cars are automotive engineers who’ve been driving cars for 40-50+ years and are historians on a specific make or type of vehicle?

You got rolled so hard in this thread, it was a joy to watch

So you’re a glorified drill-press operator with a P.E. stamp in your late 30s/early 40s giving a college student shit for pursuing her passion professionally? Like I said, where’s your article, asshole?

Wrong. I can review a car based on how it performs against other cars, not only other, prior versions of itself. If I drive a Chevy Cruze, am I not allowed to review it because I never drove a Chevy Cavalier? Can I not compare it to the Ford Focus I drove last week?

Here we go!

That was my exact thought while driving it. I feel like it’s a concern with most of these higher-end cars now—mom got a new Genesis and the screen blacked out after two weeks. Mysteriously came back on later that day.

Give me E63 AMG S Wagon or give me death.

Very nice review. Your first, if I’m not mistaken? Regardless, nice work!