I would imagine there is enough asbestos to kill a small country.

Might want to steer awat from custom plates reading free candy (frecandi)

Damn, if I were a kid i’d be CLAMORING to sit in those and pull faces at the cars behind me.

Well. This is terrifying. I have those seats, and often babysit my friend’s kids.

Alright kids, time for bed!

I see you did nothing illegal at all. Do you have any ID I can see?

And you didn’t phone it in? OMG, you horrible human. /sarcasm.

well you clearly know every Christian. Let’s take it down everyone!

Was she born in the territory of Hawaii too!?

Consequently, Porsche has “Christmas delete” options that increase the price dramatically.

The red cups are absolutely outstanding.

This picture?

I’m also a Christian and I couldn’t have said it better than you just did.

Thank you so much for this. Being of a faith that doesn’t celebrate Christmas, I’m infinitely frustrated about people complaining that there’s “A War On Christmas” and that Christians are persecuted.

Yeah, no...Christmas is fucking miserable. In my family (stereotypical Christians), Christmas is the only time in the year where they’re “genuinely” nice. Because you know, you gotta be nice at Christmas or God will send you to Hell at some point or something.

Next thing you know, you’ll be telling me that this isn’t coming on President’s day!

Full disclosure: science-hating Jesus lover here.

Herpaderp. Jokes are dumb!

Tea party has absolutely hijacked the republican party and are doing whatever they can to smear whoever doesn’t align with them 100%. Great article though, cant wait to show this to my buddies who really think christians are under attack in the US

There’s no Kwanzaa or Hanukkah edition either, so GM is obviously racist and anti-Semitic as well.