Luxury car alert! Cue in the photoshopped freaky fake peoples.

Ha, the first thing that came to mind was “Did they steal Bimmers shifter?”

“Got my scrapbooking fabrics bought, now time to reward myself with a pumpkin spice latte!”

What's so incredible about this being that much lighter than a GLE if it's supposed to go up against the GLC or was that a typo?

If it’s such a big deal, why did they make it so ugly?

it should!

Seriously, he did the best he could with what he had. More than we can say for the Ferrari driver.

Will this joke ever get old? No, no it won't lol

The traction control switch should just be labeled Unsubscribe Me From Future Ferrari Models.

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

His trick was to “go country”... Meaning pop country.... Meaning music for people who don't know shit about what good music is. And hence he's still here.

Didn’t you read? It still has all of the emissions equipment in working order.

My wife and I were just at Carmax a couple weeks ago looking at some vehicles that would transport 6 people in comfort and did not contain the word minivan (we’ve owned an Odyssey since 2005). The sales guy showed us a few and let us test drive several. Prior to that I asked if these had extended warranties available…

It’s a CarMax underwriter pouring sugar in the tank so they can just write the whole thing off before it costs more in repairs than the vehicle itself.

and I’m sure she’s blaming you at this point for selling her on a car that constantly lies to her.

Fine, I enjoyed this.

Literally as I was sending in today’s column, the alarm started going off for no reason. Not kidding.

For the assault, he apologized and accept the decision to get sacked without much drama.

Jermery Clarkson is exempt from petty things like workplace assault.

Their first star in a reasonably priced car segment (if any) must be Gary Busey.