I can’t believe that he made an apology that was just as offensive as his initial email. I think that we just found Trump’s next Communications Director.

When Mrs. Rider1 was pregnant people would ask her how far along she was?

But then they just start giving ‘advice,’ which is often detailed descriptions of how you should be having sex.

How about, “Screw you and mind your business... you don’t see me asking about your genitals’ functionality, do you?!”

Also, as accurate as it is, parents done having children generally don’t appreciate you pointing out that all their kids being failures so far doesn’t guarantee the same quality for future offspring.

My last girlfriend told me - after we broke up - that she had herpes. She assumed she got it from me. I’d never had a symptom before. I got checked. The test came back negative. Talked to my doctor about it: Oh, STD screenings, we don’t even bother checking for herpes, the false positive rate is too high.” So I had…

Fuck this false logic. You’d rather save time, than spend a few extra mins with your kids, prevent an abduction, or teach your kids how to act in public. What the hell is wrong with you. I have two girls that never seem to wear out. They go everywhere with me. And we have fun with it, while behaving ourselves most of…

I don’t know who has a spark plug just rolling around in their car. The headrest thing is clever, especially since it comes included with every car. Very useful for getting out in an emergency, and I suppose helpful for getting in, assuming it can be wedged from the outside the same way it can be wedged from the…

The outlet also reports that Chris Pine, aka The Good Chris, will return as Steve Trevor, which will be challenging since [SPOILER] he almost definitely died a fiery death in the original.

You can sure as shit bet that if they committed a murder then they’d be found fit to get the death penality, but god forbid they be allowed to have their children.

No. I don’t care how much the guy sucks, I wouldn’t wish glioblastoma on anyone. It took my grandmother in six months and it’s awful.

You’re a tremendous asshole.

Wasn’t there an AI twitter bot that turned into a slutty nazi? I kind of feel like letting AIs see the internet is a pretty obvious way to hasten our demise as a species...

I realize I’m like, the only person in the world who seems to care about this, but can we talk about how “Girl” is still used ubiquitously to refer to grown women?

It’d be kind of cool if every author just wrote as Initials LastName, actually. Because if a book is good, it doesn’t fucking matter.

I’m not sure I see the problem with this? Nora Roberts writes under the name JD Robb for a whole series of books, and a little known author named JK Rowling writes a detective series under the name Robert Galbraith. So?

Usually there’s only so much money to go around, so depending on how in debt the store was, they may not get any or all of the money back.

Alfred Angelo is the land of the $800 wedding dress, which is pretty much the median price for a “budget” dress these days. But here’s the thing: For brides on a budget, yes, this is a hardship. Not every wedding is about an open wallet.

Back and front!

That’s not good.