Even more options there if you're not wedded (get it?) to white.

I hope these stories don't completely dissuade you. There can be crappy moments (my issue, for example, was with a bridal consultant at one store), but by and large it can be a lovely experience where you get to place the most ultimate form of dress-up ever. Seriously, you can try things on you never imagined - and…

My advice, for dress shopping as well as all other wedding-related things: surround yourself with chill peeps. Only chill peeps allowed. They will be chill, it will be a lot easier for you to be chill, you will chill with each other, and everyone will have fun.

I went by myself and it was perfect. I was done in about an hour and a half.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

Blech! Lingerie should involve the wearer and the person whom its meant to arouse, the end! Pre-wedding, my husband and I had lived together for a year. I don't need a Deflowering Costume selected by my MOM for my wedding night. And what a turn-on for him, too! "Like this hot little number? Oooh my mom picked it out.…

I mean, my money is always going to be on the gal or guy who has a degree in the thing for which there is a question. You know, proving they spent years and years learning all the things necessary to talk about what they're talking about. Call me crazy, but I would go so far as to suggest that that be a minimum…

What the fuck, it's Monday again? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!

No, you've got it all wrong. A lawsuit like this is GOOD for feminism. I'm sure this chain is guilty of what they have been accused of, as with other (Hooters, breastaurants of various sorts of variety). The more we limit women as being seen as attractive ornaments to draw in customers the better for ALL of us.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

If that's considered being an animal, I don't want to be human.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.

OK, what the holy Fuck is it going to take for the general populace of this Goddamn country to decide the police state and jail-complex is utterly out of its fucking mind? Holy Christ I know there's a chunk that will be all tough and say "what do you expect, she's going to visit a felon/criminal," but seriously, it's…

THAT'S THE BEAUTY. IT'S BOTH.

Colicchio says the allegations are "just not true."

I wonder if some of it was the dye and then the rest was the expectation of red = projectile vomit.

This makes me want to bottle-feed my future baby.