We here at Team Dog would like to remind everyone that, as ever, we continue to offer our bellies for rubs as advertised and are eager to be trained via any number of methods, though preferably those using positive reinforcement and lots of treats.

That .gif caused me to both laugh uncontrollably and desperately want to beg forgiveness for the actions of white people everywhere. I'm not sure why, but there it is.

I thought Tolkien-ism was when the only black people in your story are a fundamentally evil, inhuman race created by using dark magic on noble white people, who work as servants for the BigBadAsshole. Oh, and the only brown people in your story are "wicked men from the east" who also happily work as mercenaries for…

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I would never do a home birth because I imagine that when you inevitably shit while pushing you or your husband probably have to clean it up. At a hospital a nurse or intern will do that for you! It's really no contest.

Stop acting like 'Shake It Off' isn't great

I believe the pro-North Korea contingent is called Dennis Rodman.

I'm your huckleberry. Enjoy my spittle-flecked invective, which you will just have to imagine as I don't actually have the energy to be an asshole (at this time). Imma outsource this job to a dog.

This is quite possibly the dumbest comment I've ever gotten on Kitchenette. Congratulations.

I came very close to putting in a "Christ, I can't fucking wait for the comments on THIS one" paragraph.

I pulled this off Shutterstock, but if they are in fact french fries in a shawarma it's a perfect representation of middle eastern food done Pittsburgh-style, so it works.

The restaurant is stirring up conflict for the sake of trying to be relevant.

Consent Laws Are Ruining Sex, Says Writer Who Probably Has Awful Sex Does Not Have Sex.

For the most part, I just don't find other women particularly interesting, and find myself having more in common with the guys I know. It has nothing to do with trying to be attractive to anyone *shrug*

I have to stop liking beer now? D:

I'm in my twenties, and I definitely find myself sometimes falling into the "Cool Girl" persona when I'm with groups of people, even I know that parts of it are definitely faked. Life in your twenties is hard and confusing, and it is very easy to find yourself adopting a personality that is what you think the other…

I'm sorry, but this is fucking awful—equal parts judgmental and condescending, with a healthy dose of know-it-all-ness thrown in for good measure. I hate when people put their ridiculous shit on everyone else and then use limited anecdotal evidence from their own lives to support it.