Only on one side. The other side is a bad horse.

Wasn’t that a Jerky Boys skit?

Why is this filed under “Athlete Meltdowns”? The horse didn’t do anything...

The Chronicle of the Horse is what I named my first porn film.  

To be fair, that horse was acting like a real person’s ass.

If you’re doing a young Han Solo movie then I have to question just what it is you think you are doing.

Whenever I eat spicey food I get the kessel runs.

Rogue One suffered from this same issue

And his hat.

The problem is that we already know the result of these situations. We know he and Chewie become partners, we know he makes the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, we know he gets the Falcon. If it’s just retreading old ground, what’s the point? Rogue One suffered from this same issue, but it at least had the benefit of…

I can’t wait to finally see this. I want to see how Han gets into an altercation with his bestest friend and co-pilot, Boba Fett, which leads to, y’now, Fett’s animosity for years to come. This gonna be gooood.

No, the Yankees are not at fault.

So race targeting by police is worldwide?

If only there were some way for these folks to verify whose Uber it was.

*Uber driver pulls up, rolls down window*“I’m looking for BIG MIKE whose destination is [trashy part of the city]”

I’m disappointed. I didn’t hear one person yell “It’s not worth it!” I didn’t even hear the usual “WORLDSTAR!!!” 1 star, would not watch again.

I’m here for it. If it sucks oh well. It’ll just be another turd on the pile. But maybe with the original director and stars on board we’ll get something worthwhile.

That’s the best thing I’ve seen in Madden in 20+ years

We need an oral history of the Yankees/Orioles 98 fight. Be 20 yrs next year. Just went back and watched it again. Girardi hasn’t aged a gd day.