This is pretty rare. Usually in these videos, it’s the MTA fucking the passengers.

If you voted for Trump, you condone this behavior.

As a white male republican, I must say, FUCK THIS GUY and I hope he “falls” a few times on purpose accidentally

You spelled Trubinsky wrong.

I’m probably behind the 8 ball here, but I officially and unequivocally dislike the Patriots now. No rhyme or reason for it happening at this point in time, it’s just official now.

Why investigate when they already know the Answer?

I kept being a Kyrie fan after he said the earth was flat even though I couldn’t stop thinking about it every time I saw him. But fuck this guy. He would have been flailing around with a losing Cleveland team without Lebron. Go ahead and get the fuck out, Kyrie.

Always that one douche that has to bring trump and politics into it. Umpire blows for doing that to him. But for everyone’s sake you should be ejected from life

Surely that was the Service Electric Slide of the Game.

I absolutely loathe chores, including putting away dishes. But even I have to admit this is one of the easiest and shortest tasks to complete.
 

My wife really struggles with the silverware thing. She also is a utensils up person, I’m a utensils down person. I’d like to say this has never caused a fight, but I’d also like to say I’m a millionaire.

Seriously. We timed it when our teenage sons bitched about it. It took me two and a half minutes and I shaved a minute when I really tried.

How large is both your dishwasher and your kitchen? I like to pretend that putting the dishes away takes a long time too, but then I actually get around to doing it and realize it’s about 45 seconds to finish the task. I’ve literally gotten it done in the past while my SO was using the bathroom before going out.

I swear this is like the third “lifehack” I’ve seen to indicate when dishes are clean. Just... just fucking take them out and put them away if they’re clean! JUST CLEAN THEM!! This is NOT hard, people!

Silly thought. If you have time to put a towel in the dishwasher, Then why not just put the dishes away....Duh

I can’t believe cornholing is on ESPN3 when the dodgeball championships are still relegated to the Ocho.

There was a moment I caught between naps where the announcer said: “I don’t like when people say Jen is one of the best FEMALE cornholers because to me she is one of the best cornholers period. Her gender doesn’t limit her abilities.” And in that moment I knew we had truly welcomed cornholing into 2017.

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?