I was watching these with my teenage self internally screaming NOW WHILE HES OUT THE CAR DRIVE AWAY ITLL BE FUNNY.

Kids today, smh. I realize this might not get you a lot of ‘likes’ on social media but when I was younger we’d record ourselves doing ‘drive-by fundamentals challenges’ on people’s driveways. Can you execute a sound chest pass? Can you correctly switch on D? Can you box out for a rebound? And then we’d take the VHS…

All of the blatant travels are making me sick.

i’m sitting here all like elmer fudd trying to figure out where to rig my trap. i want a lowered goal visible from the street covered by multiple cameras. then i want to string a clothesline in a square about 58" off the ground surrounding the goal.

Third take:

Steph Curry does not approve of this meme.

Yep...

This video poses a lot of questions, but I’ll freely admit to being up for fight at 0650. A lot of my best fighting took place around dawn.

I’m not sure I’ve every seen it called an American History X rather than a curb-stomp

How Jozy didn’t American History X that guy after he flopped is beyond me. But the only thing I thought after seeing Jozy standing over him was, please stomp the life out of that guy

A titty twister is a time honored example of gamesmanship. Don’t lump it in with disgraceful actions like biting and nut punches. It belongs with other well and good tactics like wet willies and pantsing.

I think it makes it sound just as bad as it is... lol.

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

A major “oh fucking hell” moment if you really are swinging a machete with intent.

Double Dragon was my favorite arcade game.

Why is Machete Guy already bleeding?

McCann is immune. Jobu has his rum and cigar. And hats for bats.

I thought the Braves were in Boston.

Now we know why there is that stupid goddam hump in their outfield. I mean George Springer. I still don’t know why its not flat out there, seems odd.

Pretty sure there’s an unwritten rule somewhere about pretending to be a priest so you can have a burial for a teammates glove. I hope McCann gets plunked in his next at bat.