I dunno man... Samoa Joe has looked dominant and all, but when it comes to giving the people what they want, I’ve got my money on the new challenger, Thin Mint Joe.

[fist bump of solidarity]

We’re feeling sorry for the kid who snatched some shit as it was landing in someone else’s lap? Fuck that kid.

He’ll respawn at the hospital in a few anyway.

Falcon McFalconface will be traded at the deadline for Pigeon McPigeonface and Edwin Jackson.

Part of me wants the Celtics to take Ball because fuck his Dad and fuck the Lakers.

The Vikings add people to their ring of honor in fucking JUNE? Wow.

In an America where it feels like every day brings a fresh new hell, to see this kind of innocence and gratitude from a kid is fucking adorable.

You really don’t know anyone with a problematic uncle? Maybe it’s that uncle with the substance abuse problem (aka the “drunk uncle”). Or the one who has a habit of saying or doing inappropriate things at inappropriate times. Or the one whose always starting some shit with someone (including and very often members of…

Oh fuck. I am the only uncle my nephew has. Am I legally required to become that guy now? I’m not ready yet.

I figure blowhards and fuckups are distributed more or less evenly throughout the population, so in any family of a given size, you’re likely to have at least one such uncle. Unless he’s everybody else’s uncle, which means he’s actually your dad.

Uzcátegui took such a crisp clean cheap punch to the face & wasn’t even fazed.

This wrestling is so terrible. Uzcátegui completely no-sold that punch.

Why am I not surprised so few Deadspin commenters can find it?

Serious question: In order to not indirectly profit off of slavery, will Deadspin be covering the results of this World Cup? Will you be posting highlights from the spectacular plays that happen inside of this very stadium? Either way, who at Deadspin makes that decision; the editors, the individual writers, or…

some asshole

Mauro Ranallo sure can call a fight. I’ll take him over Lampley any day.

Call me when the Olympics adds 1-on-5 basketball.

Jacob Pomrenke, who chairs SABR's Black Sox Scandal Research Committee, has a nice post up putting this find in context.

I'm only a geographer, so I might not be qualified to answer this. But I believe its part of northern Georgia.