And then... after 10 or 15 minutes, you start to get it. Ah, yes. Here's why this is the second-best Zelda game.

"In Batman: Arkham Origins, players are introduced to a teenage girl by the name of Barbara - someone who fans will later come to know as Oracle."

Oh good. There's Taken by the Griffin and Mounted by the Griffin. I'm so glad we thought of the multiple ways that can play out.

They'd previously talked about either Episode 3 or HL3 back after the release of Episode 2—-obviously they've gone radio silent, but I couldn't resist the endless talking Gabe gag.

Now Neal, this is how you get people excited for a game, then keep pushing it back, and back, and back... *keeps talking forever*

Is she playable? We talking like Mega Man ZX series of two characters here?

Anyone who cries at the memory of Minas Tirith's gates being shattered is a softy. Try fighting in the trenches of Rohan bro.

I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
wit…

Totally. I think there's ways to make fun of Fire Emblem's hilarious dancing around proper swearing without implying there's something existentially wrong with these character's identities.

As someone who loves the crap out of Fire Emblem, I was going to say, Corpse Run pissed me off a little.

If I saw this driving on the highway I would instantly swing around and try to follow it, screaming "WE MUST FREE THE DRAGONS!"

Needs more Fuck Yeah Dog Friend

Fuck Yeah Dog Friend is my new favorite .gif.

"A man who loves his country doesn't just give his life. He gives...HIS DOG'S!"

DAY 1 ACQUIRE

Apparently TV Networks aren't fond of games or gaming content because they feel it directly competes with TV and steals time away from it, so showing it positively hasn't been on the agenda until recently. (Yahtzee mentioned this briefly, and I've heard it muttered in other places as well)

"The Style Channel will be rebranded as Esquire Network" DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE.

That one wasn't straight forward—-even if it kind of sticks because it seems to be true: http://www.newsarama.com/18704-paul-pop…

Twentieth century phenomenon. First got heavy around WWI, apparently became the norm in the 1940's.

This is the DC News I've read this week: