Morning News Shows are these horrifyingly awful places that no one seems to realize are horrifyingly awful. I swear between Gawker, Jezebel and the Daily Show I've seen more ignorance, fearmongering and hatred gathered between the hours of 5 and 9AM then in the blackest holes of the internet.

I'm kind of...on board with this? I don't know how much I like his human face still being a big part of the movie, but the suit design and action bits surprisingly play well for me.

Sexy is fine. Sexualized is problematic.

OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE. THEY DID PULL IT OFF.

That's because the missing ingredient is color and anatomy. Also you can totally read a lot out of that first silhouette. :p

That's what makes me think she can't pass the Sexy Lamp test. Replace her with a sexy lamp that uses a Sniper Rifle and I don't know if anything changes in the story. (And why I picked the word 'sexualization')

Aw that's true. I do have a soft spot for him though.

Also why is Hermes not here.

CRYING BECAUSE IT ENDS TONIGHT.

1. Only female we've seen so far. 2. Dressed for sexuality in the battlefield, not combat, unlike everyone else. 3. LITERALLY CAN'T SPEAK.

Nah, I get that, I just don't know if he's accomplished that here.

Ya know...at least he's honest?

"Dwelleth"

This has been beautiful.

Don't you worry don't come undone!

Cuz one early morning bout zero-five!

Don't cry for me don't shed no tear!

When I die please bury me deep!

Helljumper Helljumper where ya been?

"the scariest thing to come out of Russia since Baba Yaga's chicken leg house" —The quote that won the internet for me today.