So I should stop referring to it as Antisemite Sam?

I’m surprised the Rebel Yell didn’t bury this story in the midnight hour.

THE SHARK SHALL RISE AGAIN!

They had to confirm that the Philadelphia’s win percentage is, in fact, the same as Blutarski’s grade point average.

You’re with me, lawyer.

I do nazi the joke here.

Good thing he’s got a thousand years to set things Reich.

This is why people root against Chicago sports. At least why I root against Chicago sports. You had Michael Jordan win six championships in the 90’s, for that matter you had Michael Jordan. You had maybe the greatest team in NFL history a decade before that. The Blackhawks have won three of the last six Stanley cups,…

Yes

If he wants to see real Chelsea fans, he should try riding the Paris subway.

You are wrong, and have cursed your family for generations

You must be a real treat at parties.

This may be the most clueless, laughably incorrect, prisoner of the moment hot take ever made in deadspin history. Someone tell me a post that's worse. You can't. Keep trying.

This kind of comment is the new “smh clickbait” comment, and it needs to fucking stop. If you have nothing to add to the conversation, the rest of us don’t care enough for you to tell us. It’s tiring reading it after every single article. Please, please stop.

So the rehab went well...

I am glad to hear the Lamar was able to regain consciousness and has a greater chance of recovery; however, if I have lived my life in such a manner that, at any point, life and death decisions are in the hands of another human being, and that human being is a Kardashian, someone please kill me.

It’s all part of the 12-step program. Just as soon as you’re 12 steps out of the building, they fire your ass.

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.