I always appreciated the shout out to Samoans in that song.

Good quarterbacks know how to avoid a sack.

I will!

I wat Drew to join the Class. It’ll spawn a whole new series of posts.

I guess you can say... [Puts on sunglasses]... cooler heads prevailed.

This just in, daily fantasy response:

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Bacon jalapeño mac and cheese: not available in Storrs.

Why wouldn’t you just say Northwestern? Your football team looks really good this year.

This nine-minute video—which feels so much shorter than that

I think he’s turning Japanese. I really think so.

Except it’s entirely different, because Japan doesn’t have large-scale foreign immigration (that it is willing to admit and certainly not from Western countries). Japan has neither birthright citizenship nor does it make it particularly easy for foreigners to naturalize (hell, third and fourth generation Zainichi…

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

But John Terry really is a cunt.

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The real reason the kid’s mind was blown was that he realized he has as many Premier League goals as Rooney this season.

Um, did you see the second tweet? That has the funny, dick.

This is just the first of many times this year where Northwestern football’s attempts to organize an effective campaign will be killed with a punt.

Somehow this is actually WORSE than him simply being a moron - he’s a sexist moron.

Doesn’t England have an EEOC she can go to?