A national study of Facebook likes not too long ago showed that Northwestern isn’t the most popular college team anywhere. Not even IN EVANSTON. They play in a glorified high school gym for basketball. In football, they cover all the empty seats with tarps and have been caught tinting the colors on their…

He just accepted and asked if he should bring a jacket, and if it was a room full of ice.

Blues official twitter just invited him to Game 3.

“12 and a half pages? How long did that take, like three years?”

Lecturing strangers is very 21st century though.

In the old days, half the Cincinnati team could take care of ya.

Meanwhile, Andy stepped away from the majors the old fashioned way. By sucking.

Big swinging Schnitzengruben on that kid.

That’s Hedley!

The point guard dished out a shitload of dimes.

Rockridge was so excited they named him the new sheriff.

Enjoying the silence, perhaps.

“There is a Light That Never Goes Out” would be more appropriate for this Illinois season.

So get out your seat and sleep around! Sleep around!

Looks like NASCAR is now supporting a second Dick Trickle.

When the on air talent sucks this bad, why should anyone be surprised when the production team does too?

Jenrry? Meh. See ya.

Do we have to forgive them for all their graduates in sports journalism? Because that is asking a lot.

It’s all in fun until he’s too slow to outrun the dozens of deadly Australian creatures that will try to kill him on the way home.

Fallout 4 is more realistic than I thought.