Oh look, somebody creating a profile w/ that handle for the sole purpose of making that lameass “joke”. Probably a jealous White Sox fan trying to stir up trouble lol.

I get what you’re doing here (with the burner account and red meat on the hook) but this type of trolling is really more akin to fishing with dynamite. Sure it’s effective, but do you really feel accomplished?

We all know that Count Sosa’s reflection doesn’t show up in the mirror....

All clear at Wrigley.

If you’re rioting over MLS, you need to re-evaluate the priorities in your life.

The Falklands War of soccer derbies.

It’s nice to see Alex make such a decisive strike, since the last Chamberlain from London was only able to strike a false accord.

“Well played, China, call me.”

Beijing may not be able to make it snow, but I bet they made it rain.

No, there IS one thing that better encapsulates The Bono Experience:

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

“Well I guess if you’re going to be corrupt, you might as well be hilariously corrupt.”

Ten homes? Well I guess if you’re going to be corrupt, you might as well be hilariously corrupt.

CON💩F

I was going to player for Michigan, but then I took an arrow in the knee

I was expecting the plane to burn up, signifying that he had commited to Marshall.

Maybe they should have sent the team from Regularsizednesia.

Maybe they could get a shortcut to play for them, like Macronesia.

There’s only one FAKE report of someone being impaled by a selfie stick, so no, there hasn’t been anyone impaled by one yet. But there’s been plenty of non-lethal accidents of people being hit by the stick or the phone / camera attached to it. There’s a bunch in the comments here. It doesn’t take a genius IQ to figure…