Oh look, somebody creating a profile w/ that handle for the sole purpose of making that lameass “joke”. Probably a jealous White Sox fan trying to stir up trouble lol.

I get what you’re doing here (with the burner account and red meat on the hook) but this type of trolling is really more akin to fishing with dynamite. Sure it’s effective, but do you really feel accomplished?

We all know that Count Sosa’s reflection doesn’t show up in the mirror....

All clear at Wrigley.

If you’re rioting over MLS, you need to re-evaluate the priorities in your life.

The Falklands War of soccer derbies.

It’s nice to see Alex make such a decisive strike, since the last Chamberlain from London was only able to strike a false accord.

No, there IS one thing that better encapsulates The Bono Experience:

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

“Well I guess if you’re going to be corrupt, you might as well be hilariously corrupt.”

Ten homes? Well I guess if you’re going to be corrupt, you might as well be hilariously corrupt.

CON💩F

I was going to player for Michigan, but then I took an arrow in the knee

I was expecting the plane to burn up, signifying that he had commited to Marshall.

Maybe they should have sent the team from Regularsizednesia.

Maybe they could get a shortcut to play for them, like Macronesia.

She’s The Watcher, obviously.

My son is a superstar!

I can’t recall his name—but the guy who caught Kirby Puckett’s game-winning home run in Game 6 of the 1991 World Series was escorted to the Twins’ locker room right away. Kirby asked him, “What do you want for it?” He handed it to Kirby, saying, “It’s yours, I was just holding it for awhile.”