She’s The Watcher, obviously.

My son is a superstar!

He’s essentially the Indiana Jones villain of baseball. That thing belongs in a museum.

I can’t recall his name—but the guy who caught Kirby Puckett’s game-winning home run in Game 6 of the 1991 World Series was escorted to the Twins’ locker room right away. Kirby asked him, “What do you want for it?” He handed it to Kirby, saying, “It’s yours, I was just holding it for awhile.”

Both her parents are white. She herself is lily white. She dyed her hair and darkened her skin with cosmetics. She also claimed her adopted brother was her son, her father had cancer, she had cancer, and probably a lot of other shit too. She is a lying liar who lies a lot.

And FFS STOP SAYING SHE’S THE SAME AS CAITLYN JENNER.

Or, perhaps, a German living in some out-of-the way village in Argentina or Paraguay?

The Croatian National Soccer Federation thanks you for your support.

Yes to all of this, and then some. Also, try not to spill your damn beer on me.

You’d think they’d be a little less concerned about women’s soccer being that it’s, oh you know, RAINING FUCKING SPIDERS there right now!!!

This comment is so mind-bendingly English that it just got knocked out in the quarter-finals of the 2018 World Cup.

No, if you’re smoking weed, and it’s a no smoking facility DON’T SMOKE IT ASSHOLE. No special dispensation for weed, you fucking stoners, anymore than some guy should be able to whip out a pipe and start grooving on a bowl of Prince Albert (in a can, no less).

Can you add don’t drink yourself into a stupor? Last concert I was at we were at the next to top row. There was some drunk person stumbling behind our seat and damn near took a spill, twice, over the top of us. He would have gone quite a ways before stopping because these were pretty steep rows. Finally this large…

In Australia, their tears stream the opposite direction.

If there is seating at the venue, do not be an asshole when the people who purchased those seats show up and want what they paid for.

Yet the point remains that Lazio is about as relevant on the club scene as the US is on the national team scene. But you still root on your team and enjoy good victories, yes? So why the hate on the U.S. National team?

By that metric, Lazio won’t be relevant anytime soon either.

There’s always America truthers.

The world (‘s game) is ours!