...he’s dead?

COME ONE, COME ALL! SEE THE BUTTHURT BOSTON SPORTS FAN!

You sure that’s post-nuke Fenway?

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

Leicester City has announced that the Pearson, Hopper, and Smith are to be suspended indefinitely, starting immediately. Team officials cited their own internal standards of professional conduct, which requires that all players film potentially embarrassing videos in landscape.

“Please explain comedy to me.”

So they’re Murray Head fans. Big deal.

So basically, this is the tamest trip to Thailand in history

*John Terry immediately hands in transfer request*

Since this ended in a thai, it went to a shootout.

That stat line seems accurate. I wouldn’t expect a guy that big to save anything for anyone else.

To be fair, there’s a pretty good horror film playing on Syfy as we speak.

I prefer Sexual Chocolate.

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Are you trying to tell me that Diego Costa and Cesc Fabregas are a couple of douchebags? GET OUT

You might Shay the Villa defense has Given up.

There are a lot of current and former players commenting on this with very few against the Coach. Could be your read is correct.

This will definitely lead to massive action. He has a track record of making people do what he wants them to do, if I correctly remember my childhood.

If it happened at a home game there’s unlikely to be any witnesses.

“This perverted, pantsless, hairy mascot was the face of a historic professional sports franchise.”