But to me the real problem with IT was that the evil clown turned out to be an evil space spider. Why can’t it just be a clown?

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

It’s for their own safety.

It helps that every dude on the show is an unapologetic horndog.

God bless the insane WGN morning news here in Chicago.

Seems to me if you wanted to avoid spoilers, you shoulda stayed off a SPORTS website. Contributory negligence, brah.

Oliver wasn't falling for anything. Can't say the same for Januzaj and Di Maria.

with some incident or another involving the London club's fans seeming to pop off every season.

"It's hard to tell if Woodbury is doing this maliciously"

Dakich keeps turning down jobs like I keep turning down supermodels.

Sounds like someone scored in the five-hole.

emergency oral surgery = wisdom tooth removed. come on, we all know that dramatic wording.

Miko: This is like putting these players through 2 car crashes a week! They don't care about the players, they care about the money!

you could probably make a compelling argument for a lot of the issues she highlights in her tweets.

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

Pretty soon that van'll be down by the rrrriveerrrrr....and they'll have a nice new neighbor who will surely motivate them to give up the sauce.

The happiest team about all of this nonsense? The Colts. No one's talking about how badly they shit the bed Sunday night, or how timidly and poorly Pagano coached them.