She was forced to cut them because there were too many volunteers.

Holy shit, they were booing a shitty play?!? Those assholes!!!!

Does it make me a bad person if I chuckle quietly to myself whenever the Cardinals conjure yet another impossible postseason win 'cause I know it'll make Deadspin staff die a little bit on the inside? And maybe chuckle some more knowing I'm not the only one who does?

Screw you Tom- that was the best interpretation Twelve Angry Men I've ever seen.

"Dodgers in 3" - Deadspin

Never mind your bullshit backhanded "allowance" of Adams' celebration. The minute the Dodgers stop celebrating with bubbles in the dugout after home runs is when you can start calling out another team on their supposed self proclaimed faux class.

"Yep." - Stevie Wonder

"Okay, we've got Jim from Security in the aisle. Go ahead Jim." - Larry King

"Sir, why do you have 4 different licenses?"

Just hearsay and allegations. And I signed a plea-bargain. Once again, not true.

"God may be your judge, but don't forget that I'm in charge of sentencing, bitch."

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

No, by rest of the country, he means rest of the country.

Most victims of domestic abuse stay with there abuser. So everyone needs to back off the "she's doing it for the money.".

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

Eric, is that you?

Great argument - here's my counter: cheerleading the enablers also counts as enabling.

To save all the Penn State truthers replying to me some time: Here. And when you're done with that, put "Joe Paterno" into the search box at the top of the page. Absurd to still be defending him this long after the Freeh Report.

All I can hope is that this was just a test to see if these assholes have learned a damn thing, that they've been proven unworthy and that Penn State gets the death penalty tomorrow.