Pictured: People who choose to celebrate the memory of a man who was more concerned with protecting his legacy than he was in protecting children who were being raped.

To be sanctimonious it would have to be false or hypocritical. I'm a pretty big sinner, but they're chanting for a coach who defended a guy who ass raped a bunch of little boys. So no, I'm not sanctimonious. Only the likes of Sandusky himself could pull off sanctimony toward those assholes.

Where it happened isn't germane to the point. It happened. It happened there. The people associated with it did what they did, and the community reacted as people with only fucked priorities would.

FREE, SANDUSKY!...come on guys.....anyone?

Serious question, and I don't mean it to sound condescending:

No, I'm mocking child rape ^^^ENABLERS^^^ (see above).

"promptly referred"

Yes, 409.

Look, Penn State, we know you're awful. Okay? We know. You can let us focus on Rice and Goodell for a couple days. Don't be jealous. It doesn't mean we've moved you down a peg on the list of terrible people.

Quite the nice cult they have there in State College.

So we should ground them again?

Didn't. Learn. Anything.

"MAY NO ACT OF OURS BRING SHAME, TO ONE HEART THAT LOVES THY NAME!"

And it's a grown-up who helps decide which teams will be in the college football playoff.

Ron will be spending 1-3 months at an undisclosed facility in the mountains of Arizona getting in touch with himself and communing with his spirit animal.

Dick Butt had a 55-year massage career. I don't have a joke.

What gave you the impression that they are blaming Celtic?

This is not him being a distraction. This is ESPN making him seem like a distraction in the way that only ESPN can (which is the worst way possible). Kindly shut the fuck up.

His agent made it clear that he would be going to New England....

Au contraire, mon frere. ND is very special. What other university gets voted into the NCAA title game despite being obviously average, has its own TV deal and has the NYT suck its dick every Sunday between Labor Day and Christmas?